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Unread 01-30-2010, 04:55 AM   #91
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It's ok he's a Marine. we have a way of Drawing crazy women.
something about birds of a feather

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Unread 01-30-2010, 05:43 AM   #92
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Holy hell dude, that chick was SUPER crazy, glad all worked out in the end though, Jeep looks SICK man.
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Unread 02-01-2010, 03:17 PM   #93
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I haven't laughed this hard in a looong time! Sorry about the breakup but you came out shinning with the jeep. So I gotta know... How do YOU cook a potato?
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Unread 02-01-2010, 04:27 PM   #94
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It's ok he's a Marine. we have a way of Drawing crazy women.
something about birds of a feather
Yeah, I do seem to draw crazy chicks... Annoying in some ways, but... Well, crazy chicks are really REALLY good in.... other areas...

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I haven't laughed this hard in a looong time! Sorry about the breakup but you came out shinning with the jeep. So I gotta know... How do YOU cook a potato?
Wet the skins, sprinkle with salt or Lawry's, bake for about 40 minutes or until soft. She wanted to microwave them and stuff, it was weird...
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Unread 02-01-2010, 07:43 PM   #95
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Is Jay Leno one of your cousins or something?
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Unread 02-01-2010, 07:49 PM   #96
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Wet the skins, sprinkle with salt or Lawry's, bake for about 40 minutes or until soft. She wanted to microwave them and stuff, it was weird...
lol! They where going to nuke em?! I would have said something too man.
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Unread 02-01-2010, 07:54 PM   #97
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Is Jay Leno one of your cousins or something?
Haha where'd that come from?
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Unread 02-01-2010, 08:04 PM   #98
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Well Dendrophobe, at least you are happy now that you aren't engaged anymore. We need that full confirmation, so repeat after me, "This has been the greatest incident of my life. If she had not attempted to destroy my most beloved item in the world, I would not be as happy as I am today. I owe my sanity and insanely awesome Jeep to Potatoes "
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Unread 02-01-2010, 08:23 PM   #99
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Well Dendrophobe, at least you are happy now that you aren't engaged anymore. We need that full confirmation, so repeat after me, "This has been the greatest incident of my life. If she had not attempted to destroy my most beloved item in the world, I would not be as happy as I am today. I owe my sanity and insanely awesome Jeep to Potatoes "


Wow, I was passing word down to one of my Fire Team leaders while I read this, and had to fight to keep from bursting out laughing...

Thank you, Potatoes!
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Unread 02-01-2010, 08:47 PM   #100
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Wow, I was passing word down to one of my Fire Team leaders while I read this, and had to fight to keep from bursting out laughing...

Thank you, Potatoes!
I guess I have amazing timing.

Edit: The Than you potatoes part is so sig worthy. I may just integrate it since mine is outdated.
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Unread 02-01-2010, 08:58 PM   #101
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Well... I am not crazy but... you can make a baked potato in the microwave... just saying...

PS. Your ex was crazy to ram your Jeep like that!
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Unread 02-01-2010, 09:02 PM   #102
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Well... I am not crazy but...
Yeah, like we haven't heard that before.
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Unread 02-01-2010, 09:11 PM   #103
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New Sig ftw. I would assume since Dendrophobe cut straight to the chase he really is glad he got rid of that crazy. Dendrophobe. The next time it snows you should run down the road topless and doorless. NTD is on wednesday. That could work too. A nice set of sun glasses with th whole suit thing can be pulled off nicely, and you will have all the phone #s you could ever want to replace her with.
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Unread 02-03-2010, 10:09 PM   #104
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I did just that today, actually. My boss thought it was hilarious, with me in my suit and car coat, topless and doorless with snow and ice on the ground... It snowed last night, so it was pretty much perfect!
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Unread 02-03-2010, 10:19 PM   #105
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That sounds amazing. The next time you talk to him about either potatoes, or ex girlfriends, or what was the best decision of your life, ect. You should say "Thank You Potatoes! "
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