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Unread 04-12-2012, 01:51 PM   #1231
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When you are confident that the major components of your ZJ will last forever......except for the tranny.......and the electrical system......God knows how much longer those will last.


When major problems can be solved by changing a couple of fuses
Same with the tranny. Hoping she'll give me a few more years at least!

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Unread 04-12-2012, 08:15 PM   #1232
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You know you drive a ZJ...

1. when girls say: "wait... thats not a jeep, is it?"
2. when you drive by another modded GC and exchange respectful head nods
3. when you cant hear s*** once your over 45 mph
4. when your next to a wrangler and you JUST KNOW you have more HP than them
5. when your wrangler buddies are dying in the winter while you sit cozy and warm in your heat and leather
6. when you dont need to lift it to the sky to have good off road ability (but still do)
7. when you wipe off the passenger door handle as a courtesy to your lady, but the rest stays muddy
8. when you cold start your V8 on a quiet morning and it sounds EVIL
9. when you question removing your subs to make room for emergency tools
10. when you get 10-12 mpg and dont give a single **** whatsoever because your to proud to care
11. when you are the guy to call when someone needs rescuing
guilty of 2,4,5,6,7,9,and 11
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Unread 04-12-2012, 09:43 PM   #1233
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When you're excited to find out about little "luxury" options. Did you know the center console will not open if the rear cup holders are extended? Extending the rear cup holders engages a lock to keep the center console closed to prevent spilling any beverages that may be stored in the cup holders.
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Unread 04-12-2012, 10:06 PM   #1234
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When you're excited to find out about little "luxury" options. Did you know the center console will not open if the rear cup holders are extended? Extending the rear cup holders engages a lock to keep the center console closed to prevent spilling any beverages that may be stored in the cup holders.
Mine opens. But there is also no latch on the counsel lid.
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Unread 04-12-2012, 10:24 PM   #1235
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When you're excited to find out about little "luxury" options. Did you know the center console will not open if the rear cup holders are extended? Extending the rear cup holders engages a lock to keep the center console closed to prevent spilling any beverages that may be stored in the cup holders.
Oh it can open, especially when a drink is in it. Ask my girlfriend… fml. Haha
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Unread 04-12-2012, 11:53 PM   #1236
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When you feel like a kid on christmas morning when you get your buildsheet in the mail from Jeep
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Unread 04-13-2012, 12:26 AM   #1237
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When you feel like a kid on christmas morning when you get your buildsheet in the mail from Jeep
Why don't U have a Pic of your Jeep on your profile page ?
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Unread 04-13-2012, 12:49 AM   #1238
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Why don't U have a Pic of your Jeep on your profile page ?
I don't need to be a paying member for that?

edit nevermind, done!
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Unread 04-13-2012, 07:22 AM   #1239
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Hey...its only took this thread 2 months to reach the No. 2 spot in #of posts on ZJ forum...only 400 more to reach #1!

when so many people have stories about their ZJs the thread engulfs all others.
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Unread 04-13-2012, 07:29 AM   #1240
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When you pass a full size lifted Chevy on a mud road in a thunderstorm then park ON TOP of the river levee while he's still trying to catch up. Caught some nice blue cat in that storm last night too.
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Unread 04-13-2012, 08:01 AM   #1241
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Unread 04-13-2012, 04:20 PM   #1242
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when your drivers door is about to fall off to the point where you have to get in through your passenger door....
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Unread 04-13-2012, 10:06 PM   #1243
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imma go out on a limb and say you painted your rig with Hunter Green Rust-oleum
walmart brand $1.22 a can KELLY GREEN
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Unread 04-13-2012, 10:34 PM   #1244
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When someone asks you, Are your done working on the Jeep yet?
And you say, I guess I'LL be done when TIME STOPS !!!
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Unread 04-14-2012, 05:19 PM   #1245
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...When your brakes decide its time to start burning, a few hours before prom.
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