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02-07-2012, 09:02 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Meadows Of Dan, VA
Posts: 67
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Originally Posted by PolkaPower
When your girlfriends nick name your ZJ "The Cock Magnet" because there are always a bunch of dudes circle jerking around your lift and tires everywhere you go. True story about my last ZJ.
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My wife calls mine the penis extension. Is she trying to tell me something? 
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02-07-2012, 09:05 AM
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#92
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Meadows Of Dan, VA
Posts: 67
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Originally Posted by ejschultz
Give him the benefit of the doubt. I assumed he was in Mexico minding his own business when the race "just happened."
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lol....I suppose I should. Tough to condone that behavior, though.
He seems like a nice kid otherwise.
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02-07-2012, 09:06 AM
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#93
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Web Wheeler
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: lisbon, nd
Posts: 3,961
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Originally Posted by tazerproof
Street racing? Glad I don't live near you.
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We do a little street racing around here but it's on a 3 mile flat, strait piece of pavement that sees about 10 cars a day. Street racing in traffic is a bad idea, though I to get up to the speed limit quickly when some young punk is being stupid. I did nothing about it but I had a kid the other day driving a 90s grand prix at a light in Fargo the other day, I take off normal in my dmax, spin a little at 10 mph as this is ND and I'm in 2wd, so I lift, mind you I started at about 1/8 throttle and lifted, this punk sticks his hand out the window and starts waving like he just smoked my dmax. Some youth need to be slapped.
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02-07-2012, 09:08 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Amsterdam, New York
Posts: 530
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Originally Posted by tazerproof
lol....I suppose I should. Tough to condone that behavior, though.
He seems like a nice kid otherwise.
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Come on, nobody else on here likes to show the ricers in their civics that the fart can, wing, and stickers don't actually make the car fast? Its hilarious when they can't keep up with a stock 4.0 ZJ that's 14 years old....
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02-07-2012, 09:13 AM
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Web Wheeler
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: lisbon, nd
Posts: 3,961
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Originally Posted by jmonty0523
Come on, nobody else on here likes to show the ricers in their civics that the fart can, wing, and stickers don't actually make the car fast? Its hilarious when they can't keep up with a stock 4.0 ZJ that's 14 years old....
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I do sometimes, up to the speed limit, but not in a 4.0 zj. That's like giving them a chance. Lol.
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02-07-2012, 09:16 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: North Beach, MD
Posts: 11,375
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I got pulled over for "unlawful acceleration" once. I went fast from a stop to 35 mph. lol. He gave me a warning but apparently it's not a cheap ticket.
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[QUOTE=JohnnyZJ;13325401]if its to tall for her to get into why don't you just install some running boards?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HAMAR;13330720]I just gave her ironing board, she's not getting another board.[/QUOTE]
"What is best in life?
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women."
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02-07-2012, 09:27 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Austin
Posts: 233
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When you work on your Jeep every single Saturday because *something* always needs fixing. When your family begins to suspect that 'needs' is somewhat arbitrary. When the day they decide to call you on it you triumphantly point out that in fact the alternator has died and is causing the engine to misfire for some reason. When you realize you just were happy your ZJ was actually broken.
When your buddies Jeep has a bad starter that you help him fix and a week later yours goes bad causing you to label his Cherokee a bad influence. When the same situation happens with catalytic converters and confirms it.
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02-07-2012, 09:50 AM
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Web Wheeler
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: lisbon, nd
Posts: 3,961
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Originally Posted by PolkaPower
I got pulled over for "unlawful acceleration" once. I went fast from a stop to 35 mph. lol. He gave me a warning but apparently it's not a cheap ticket.
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In ND they have excessive acceleration, and exhibition driving if you spin your tires. Excessive acceleration is never given out, simply because what is considered excessive? Never prove it in court, because how can an officer watching you take off say oh you looked like you followed the law a little to fast there. Lol.
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02-07-2012, 10:28 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: dahlonega, ga
Posts: 323
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Ever been driving down the rode and thought is that smell coming from mine. Than stuck face to air vents.
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02-07-2012, 10:53 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Meadows Of Dan, VA
Posts: 67
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jmonty0523
Come on, nobody else on here likes to show the ricers in their civics that the fart can, wing, and stickers don't actually make the car fast? Its hilarious when they can't keep up with a stock 4.0 ZJ that's 14 years old....
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Everyone knows that stickers add HP on ricers. But on ZJs, they add TRACTION!
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02-07-2012, 10:58 AM
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Mr. Fix-It.
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 1,574
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when you have dreams of keeping your ZJ forever as a project rig, and having your girlfriend say "You aren't keeping that damn Jeep! It's going to be a money pit!" And then telling her it already is. Dooming yourself to more yelling.
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Current mods: 703 injectors( my howto), intake modification, 99+ intake manifold ( my howto), Magnaflow hi-flow cat from Kolak & Cherry Bomb glasspack.
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02-07-2012, 11:25 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Orlando, Florida
Posts: 583
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When after dumping your blood, sweat, tears and all of your money into your ZJ, you refuse to buy anything newer than 1998
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02-07-2012, 11:26 AM
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#103
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Orlando, Florida
Posts: 583
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Originally Posted by sevenscrew
when a wrangler says your zj makes them look bad.
when you back in parking spots so you can look back at it as you walk away and smile
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I am guilty of the second one 
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02-07-2012, 11:28 AM
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#104
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: North Beach, MD
Posts: 11,375
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Originally Posted by jnowak
Ever been driving down the rode and thought is that smell coming from mine. Than stuck face to air vents.
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I was at a light in a busy intersection when I saw smoke around my hood. My butt puckered and I pulled over only to find out that it was from the grill at the burger joint to my right 
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98 5.9 2"BB, Custom V-Tec mod, high performance muffler elves, alloy performance lug nuts, super high flow custom radiator cap, Ultralight unobtanium flywheel, stage 6 ultralight hydro tuned wiper blades(front), kevlar stickers
[QUOTE=JohnnyZJ;13325401]if its to tall for her to get into why don't you just install some running boards?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HAMAR;13330720]I just gave her ironing board, she's not getting another board.[/QUOTE]
"What is best in life?
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women."
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02-07-2012, 11:28 AM
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Web Wheeler
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Crown Point, Indiana
Posts: 1,949
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Originally Posted by zander21510
when you have dreams of keeping your ZJ forever as a project rig, and having your girlfriend say "You aren't keeping that damn Jeep! It's going to be a money pit!" And then telling her it already is. Dooming yourself to more yelling.
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I told my wife that when I get a "real" job, I'm buying myself a new vehicle. She said, "Good. Then you'll get rid of your Jeep." I laughed. When she asked what was so funny, I told her it's staying. She said, "Then you're not getting a new vehicle." That's fine. I'd rather drive my ZJ anyway.
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