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Unread 03-06-2012, 02:43 PM   #856
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Yup, mines classified as a station wagan as well, nice not having tint & lift laws apply

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Unread 03-06-2012, 03:44 PM   #857
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When you Damn near split your upper lip in half with a socket wrench doin a 249-242 conv. And get an "its a jeep thing..." Decal instead of stitches!
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Unread 03-06-2012, 05:58 PM   #858
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When you Damn near split your upper lip in half with a socket wrench doin a 249-242 conv. And get an "its a jeep thing..." Decal instead of stitches!
personally I hate that saying, my old Ford has a sticker that said "I have your Jeep thing, now it burns when I pee.
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Unread 03-06-2012, 07:02 PM   #859
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personally I hate that saying, my old Ford has a sticker that said "I have your Jeep thing, now it burns when I pee.
Lol that's a clap thing.
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Unread 03-07-2012, 02:19 AM   #860
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My jeep came with herpigonaciphilaides. Lmao
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Unread 03-07-2012, 03:16 AM   #861
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When the F-150 tailgating you lights up your undercarriage enough for you to see a shadow of your suspension on the ground in front of you while you're driving.
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Unread 03-07-2012, 08:02 AM   #862
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when your VC engages in the middle of the gas station parking lot and everyone looks at you cause your tires are squealing...
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Unread 03-07-2012, 11:04 AM   #863
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when your VC engages in the middle of the gas station parking lot and everyone looks at you cause your tires are squealing...
Lmao had that happen when I bought my first ZJ.
My wife had my truck and we were getting gas. When we pulled away from the pump and turned I punched it and the tires were squaking, and to top it off I purposely bumped into her bumper. So everyone looked to see who was spinning out and saw me rear end my wife and both take off. Lmao
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Unread 03-07-2012, 11:22 AM   #864
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When the F-150 tailgating you lights up your undercarriage enough for you to see a shadow of your suspension on the ground in front of you while you're driving.
Passed up a great chance for a new aftermarket bumper with a tire carrier! Tail gating only hurts the tailgater.
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"And yes, there is always a torque spec...but its not necessary...and takes way to much time...."
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Unread 03-07-2012, 11:26 AM   #865
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^ and possibly your back. Back injuries are no joke...
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Unread 03-07-2012, 11:28 AM   #866
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Lmao had that happen when I bought my first ZJ.
My wife had my truck and we were getting gas. When we pulled away from the pump and turned I punched it and the tires were squaking, and to top it off I purposely bumped into her bumper. So everyone looked to see who was spinning out and saw me rear end my wife and both take off. Lmao
Ha ha, funny story..... "omg, did u see that"... Haha
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Unread 03-07-2012, 11:29 AM   #867
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^ and possibly your back. Back injuries are no joke...
You have to know how to let a tailgater hit you! You don't just slam on the brakes and hold them. You want just enough to where they give you a decent tap.
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"And yes, there is always a torque spec...but its not necessary...and takes way to much time...."
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Unread 03-07-2012, 11:36 AM   #868
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Passed up a great chance for a new aftermarket bumper with a tire carrier! Tail gating only hurts the tailgater.
I got $2250 from the ins company when the kid rear ended my TJ, only damage was a bent bumper, dinged tailgate and bent spare tire carrier, otoh his Honda Fit was all kinds of smashed!
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Unread 03-07-2012, 12:59 PM   #869
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Passed up a great chance for a new aftermarket bumper with a tire carrier! Tail gating only hurts the tailgater.
I think I'm going to design something phallic to put in my hitch receiver so I can puncture someone's radiator and teach them for tailgating.
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Unread 03-07-2012, 01:05 PM   #870
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I think I'm going to design something phallic to put in my hitch receiver so I can puncture someone's radiator and teach them for tailgating.
Winter time here. And I keep my hitch on because all these people dont know how to drive when snow falls.
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