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Unread 03-05-2012, 10:10 PM   #841
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when you try to drift or dougnut and quadra drive damn near flips you over making your gilrfriend to give you the look--
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Unread 03-06-2012, 12:23 AM   #842
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When u can hop in and drive away with out shoveling when there's 4 inchs and more of snow even when your at stock height
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Unread 03-06-2012, 02:08 AM   #843
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When you don't feel the need to plow your driveway unless there is 6"+ of snow.

When spring hits and your the only one with snow/ice still in your driveway.
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Unread 03-06-2012, 04:59 AM   #844
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It's not a truck either. It's A Jeep.
You know you drive a ZJ when you buy into the "not a car, not a truck" marketing BS
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Unread 03-06-2012, 05:37 AM   #845
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You know you drive a ZJ when you buy into the "not a car, not a truck" marketing BS
The only thing "car-like" about it is the unibody construction. The only things "truck-like" about it are the live axles and transfer case. If you had to classify it, it'd be more of a crossover than anything. The DOT classifies it as an MPV.
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Unread 03-06-2012, 06:01 AM   #846
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The only thing "car-like" about it is the unibody construction. The only things "truck-like" about it are the live axles and transfer case. If you had to classify it, it'd be more of a crossover than anything. The DOT classifies it as an MPV.
So you want us to start calling them mini-van's then?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-Purpose_Vehicle
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Unread 03-06-2012, 06:20 AM   #847
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The mutt is a truck. Lol. Bruiser is an atv.
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Unread 03-06-2012, 08:18 AM   #848
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So you want us to start calling them mini-van's then?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-Purpose_Vehicle
If it means not getting a ticket because there's a loophole in Indiana's tint law, yes. In my heart, it's most definitely a Jeep. I would honestly say its an SUV before anything else.
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Unread 03-06-2012, 09:58 AM   #849
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When you dream weird dreams about it. Last night I dreamt (that's the only English word that ends with "mt" for those of you who don't know that) someone stole my rear wiper arm. I also dreamt I somehow rolled it on a pretty small hill. The cops came, some dude in a new Ford that my brain made up pulled me back on all 4s, my cousin and his friend took off with the Jeep and left me with the cop. I tried calling them to come back, but I had no signal (that was probably something I've actually encountered before...damn Sprint). Then my iPhone and some other guys phone randomly shattered in our hands simultaneously. We proceeded to "ghost" our phones which basically consisted of removing all the glass and touching the LCD directly. In real life that wouldn't work, but in my dream, it did. To dream the impossible dream...
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Unread 03-06-2012, 10:17 AM   #850
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its actually a wagon says it on the title..
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Unread 03-06-2012, 10:26 AM   #851
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The only thing "car-like" about it is the unibody construction. The only things "truck-like" about it are the live axles and transfer case. If you had to classify it, it'd be more of a crossover than anything. The DOT classifies it as an MPV.
PENDOT calls it a station wagon
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Unread 03-06-2012, 12:32 PM   #852
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xD how bout a mud buggy

Or even better... ZJ
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Unread 03-06-2012, 12:39 PM   #853
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When you dream weird dreams about it. Last night I dreamt (that's the only English word that ends with "mt" for those of you who don't know that) someone stole my rear wiper arm. I also dreamt I somehow rolled it on a pretty small hill. The cops came, some dude in a new Ford that my brain made up pulled me back on all 4s, my cousin and his friend took off with the Jeep and left me with the cop. I tried calling them to come back, but I had no signal (that was probably something I've actually encountered before...damn Sprint). Then my iPhone and some other guys phone randomly shattered in our hands simultaneously. We proceeded to "ghost" our phones which basically consisted of removing all the glass and touching the LCD directly. In real life that wouldn't work, but in my dream, it did. To dream the impossible dream...
Dreams always make no sense in the morning, eh?

I dream about my ZJ too though, finding a gas station with gas at $3 a gallon (it's like $5.50 here now) and filling up
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Unread 03-06-2012, 01:15 PM   #854
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When you can take a pee on your tire and don't care.
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Unread 03-06-2012, 01:20 PM   #855
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its actually a wagon says it on the title..
I classified it that on the insurence. Saves me some $$$$$
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