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Unread 05-01-2013, 09:33 PM   #7006
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ot. when you wish someone had a clue when they ok'd all those damn tq's bolts and bad electrical
"Torx" is a dirty, vile & nasty 4 letter word! Even worse than the "F-bomb"

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Unread 05-01-2013, 09:37 PM   #7007
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"Torx" is a dirty, vile & nasty 4 letter word! Even worse than the "F-bomb"
the f word and torx usually occur at the same time
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Unread 05-01-2013, 10:01 PM   #7008
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the f word and torx usually occur at the same time
Very true haha
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Unread 05-01-2013, 10:43 PM   #7009
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can't have sex with a jeep. can have sex in a jeep tho
Lol so true. Tried it a few times driving down a back road. :0 just to be clear not sex with the jeep but in it.
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Unread 05-01-2013, 10:53 PM   #7010
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Lol so true. Tried it a few times driving down a back road. :0 just to be clear not sex with the jeep but in it.
my dad had a customer at a chrysler dealer he was a service writer at, the guy was gettin busy with his girl while he was driving, and the girls leg bumped the shifter into reverse while going down the freeway

completely destroyed the trans
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Unread 05-01-2013, 10:54 PM   #7011
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Very true haha
followed by "son of a b----" and tool throwing
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Unread 05-01-2013, 11:10 PM   #7012
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my dad had a customer at a chrysler dealer he was a service writer at, the guy was gettin busy with his girl while he was driving, and the girls leg bumped the shifter into reverse while going down the freeway

completely destroyed the trans
Hahaha, That's a knee slapper right there (larry the cable guy voice).
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Unread 05-02-2013, 12:27 AM   #7013
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my dad had a customer at a chrysler dealer he was a service writer at, the guy was gettin busy with his girl while he was driving, and the girls leg bumped the shifter into reverse while going down the freeway

completely destroyed the trans
:0 that would suck!
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Unread 05-02-2013, 01:55 AM   #7014
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:0 that would suck!
maybe she should've... leg wouldn't have bumped the shifter
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Unread 05-02-2013, 02:00 AM   #7015
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maybe she should've... leg wouldn't have bumped the shifter
^true
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Unread 05-02-2013, 06:05 AM   #7016
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followed by "son of a b----" and tool throwing
Yeah happend I did that on one of my first projects on my heep and I was cleaning thw garage a year or 2 after I did that and found my 2nd 1/2in ratchet that I threw. Thing works like new. The thing you forget that you did when your angry I tell ya...
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Unread 05-02-2013, 06:29 AM   #7017
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Yeah happend I did that on one of my first projects on my heep and I was cleaning thw garage a year or 2 after I did that and found my 2nd 1/2in ratchet that I threw. Thing works like new. The thing you forget that you did when your angry I tell ya...
Im missing my 10mm wrench... Im trying to firgure out which area of the shop i winged it too..
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Unread 05-02-2013, 08:03 AM   #7018
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When yku run out of gas going home from school... (true story there hahaha)
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Unread 05-02-2013, 08:47 AM   #7019
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How about your worried if iit will make it too school then home? Lol
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Unread 05-02-2013, 09:04 AM   #7020
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When yku run out of gas going home from school... (true story there hahaha)
I ran out of gas on my way to school about a week after I got my ZJ.
The guy had replaced the fuel pump with the wrong kind (as he did the vacuum resivoir, check valve, etc etc) and so it read 1/4 tank when it had no gas in it.

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