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Unread 02-07-2012, 06:44 PM   #136
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When u know what a "turdy 5"is...

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Unread 02-07-2012, 07:25 PM   #137
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When your ZJ is dirtier than most F-150's and JK's
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Unread 02-07-2012, 07:44 PM   #138
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When your boss, who owns a 2010 JK rides in it and all you hear is, "Damn. Damn, damn, damn." And when you ask him what's wrong he replies, "All this comfort, all this room, all this power (5.2L baby!!). I gotta go take the top off my Jeep so I feel good about it again!"

Then I added insult to injury when I pointed out I paid less for mine total than he will in the next 4 months for his. I then asked him if he wanted to race for pink slips. Oh, wait, the bank currently holds his.


I think I'll be getting all the ****ty jobs this week.
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Unread 02-07-2012, 08:25 PM   #139
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Haha, I think there are only a few with 1-3", and I haven't seen any with 3+" like mine. So true....

When u use vise grips or a 2x4 to keep the lift gate open.
Yeah same here.
And VICE GRIPS ALL THE WAY BABY' lol
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Unread 02-07-2012, 08:36 PM   #140
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When you unlock the passenger door with the key and the alarm goes off......
Agreed... I Never will touch that door now after many times embarrassing myself...
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Unread 02-07-2012, 09:03 PM   #141
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when you back in parking spots so you can look back at it as you walk away and smile
SOOOOOOOOOO TRUE..... DO OUT EVERY DAY.... Nobody understands my love for my Jeep but the guys on here.


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When you're the one of the only people in town driving a lifted one.
Gonna lift mine soon, whenever I see 1 around here I always stare so long at out that I almost wreck.



... making fun of your friend 'cause his parents won't let him take their land rover offroading because their affraid he'll break it.
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Unread 02-07-2012, 09:15 PM   #142
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If you are gona lift it use a jack, bro
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Unread 02-07-2012, 09:16 PM   #143
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Agreed... I Never will touch that door now after many times embarrassing myself...
yeah i never will either

.....when you cant open the doors without the dome light coming on \


.....when you tell the wife I put a little more lift on your Zj for ya and she says "no you did that for you"
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Unread 02-07-2012, 09:42 PM   #144
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When you have to unlock the back hatch to deactivate the alarm before unlocking the driverside door
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Unread 02-07-2012, 09:43 PM   #145
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When your leaving work and your co-workers say DAYUUM that a nice looking Jeep... (Few of em them said that when i drove by them with the windows down) Everyone doesnt believe me when i tell them its 14 years old
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Unread 02-07-2012, 09:45 PM   #146
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When you out pull a built 1980 scottsdale when your in 2wd and he is in 4wd.

When your so used to hearing certain odd noices that when a noise stops you get worried.

When you wreck and even though your pretty banged up your more upset that you cant drive the jeep anymore.

When you still dream about the problems and fun of your wrecked jeep and constantly tell everyone what your going to do with your next one even though its been over a year.

When you are uncomfortable riding in the passenger seat with someone because your used to always driving.

When you back down on a dare because "My jeep is too top heavy for that".

When your jeep never shakes when a chick is riding with you. And your so happy that it behaved that on the way home you drive stupid because your used to the shaking.

When you pass a cop with his lights on for some reason and before you realize why you run over the huge tree laying accross the road.

I can go on and on.
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Unread 02-07-2012, 09:46 PM   #147
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When you pull up to work and your jeep is dirtier than your bosses lifted f-250
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Unread 02-07-2012, 09:47 PM   #148
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When you drive past your friends house and they say it sounds like a big truck going by. (5.2l)
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Unread 02-07-2012, 09:47 PM   #149
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Hands down. New favorite fourm. I am guilty of so many of these. ESPECIALLY the back into parking space to turn around and admire the ZJ for a second. Glad I'm not the only one. haha
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Unread 02-07-2012, 09:49 PM   #150
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When you get in trouble at school because a few parking spots are orange from clay because of your jeep. lol
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