Electrical tape and steering wheel cover
This is probably the route I'm gonna take until I can afford a new wheel. When I go that route, I'm gonna see about getting one with the radio controls on the back.
In other news, I took my ZJ and got her a new muffler at a cheaper price than I was expecting, but then I found out I need a working parking brake to pass inspection, so I went to a shop because it's hot out. It's like 102 outside right now, I did not want to do my own damn parking brake on my driveway in this heat, with a floor jack that weighs as much as its rated capacity. And so they have to go through the bureaucratic method of inspecting the vehicle to find out that yes, the problem is exactly as I described. And then 2 hours later, they tell me it'll cost $220 to fix the problem and I'd have to wait until Monday for some special order parts. So I paid the BS inspection fee and left.
It took them 2 hours just to tell me how much it'd cost to do a job I could do in 1 hour for less than what it cost for them to tell me how much it cost.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I avoid shops.
EDIT: Oh yes, I forgot the comment sheet:
Note the part where the technician notes exactly what I told him he'd find. Also note the comment on the bottom about the lift. How patronizing, as if I didn't know all these things about my own car?