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Unread 07-02-2013, 08:26 PM   #12166
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Unread 07-02-2013, 08:28 PM   #12167
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YKYDAYJW you keep a jug of GoJo hand cleaner in you center console for those just in case moments.
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Unread 07-02-2013, 09:28 PM   #12168
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YKYDAYJW there is a flash flood warning for a summer thunderstorm and you still take the YJ that only has a bikini top. Then you cackle with glee at all the funny looks you get driving in a downpour like that. Lol. The wipers are useless when there is more water on the inside of the windshield than the outside. Lol
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Unread 07-02-2013, 09:44 PM   #12169
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Unread 07-02-2013, 09:45 PM   #12170
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Yep, I just had to put the soft top down after work and kept getting told it was going to rain. I said "Nawh, it only takes me 15 minutes t get home... I will put it back up when I get there!"

But I have been there in the pouring rain with no top too, heck... I hit a HAIL storm once with the windshield folded! Now THAT hurt like hell! Your cant just stop either, you still get pounded! By the time I was able to get under a bridge to flip of the windshield and toss on the bikini top, I had a layer of pea to marble hail stones inside the Jeep... and a LOT of welts on my head!
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Unread 07-03-2013, 01:46 PM   #12171
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YKydayj: when your glad there are holes in the pan
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Unread 07-03-2013, 01:53 PM   #12172
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This thread never ceases to crack me up!

Ykydayjw - everytime you have a new passenger you inevitably have this conversation :

Them: what the hell?
Me: you have to jiggle it.
Them: I am!
Me: no that's wiggling. I said jiggle. Don't you know the difference?
Them: whatever. Wait that doesn't work?
Me: nope, but it doesn't matter.
Them: and that? What's that noise?
Me: which noise? The squeaking, the grinding, the humming, the banging, or the whistling?
Them: uh, all of them?
Me: the squeaking is the loose bolt behind the dash, the grinding is my right rear break pads, the humming is my tires, the whistling is the top, and the banging is my rear drive shaft rolling around in the back until I put it back in.
Them: Jesus. Why is the exhaust so loud? Don't you have AC? Is there anything that works right?
Me: the exhaust sucks I'll give you that one but I need a locker before I deal with that, there's no AC other than the fresh air blowing through the place doors should be, and everything I need to work to get from A to B and to drive over big crap works just fine.
Them: *rolls eyes* what a piece of crap. I wouldn't want to ride this every day.
Me: you know what? You're going bald, your pants are dumb, you have quite the gut blowing out over your seatbelt there, your BO could scare off a moose in heat, your hands are softer than a tub of butter, your beard is patchy and looks like pubes. But you know, I don't ever hear your wife complain about having to ride you!

Conversation over.

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Unread 07-03-2013, 03:29 PM   #12173
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When your dad kicks you out of the house and calls your jeep the biggest piece of crap, just because I took a piece of gum from the youngest brother, and I say ok I proceed to leave and he gets in your face and continues to tell me how rude I am to him and how I should treat how I treat my mom. Then I retort back that because my mom is always there for me and I know if something ever happens she will be right there helping me out, unlike you where you tell anyone and everyone that I am scum and a worthless piece of poop. Well anyways I am now at one of the local Starbucks finishing up some work on the CPU and all the little kids are asking their mommys why they don't have a cool jeep like that one.....

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Unread 07-03-2013, 04:08 PM   #12174
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I'm with ya on that one Sparrows. I feel like a flight attendant everytime I have a new rider on board.

YKYDAYJ when you grab for the roll bar and swing your legs to get out of the work truck. All you do is punch the roof and shake your head in disbelief that this thing has a top.

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Unread 07-03-2013, 04:22 PM   #12175
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I'm with ya on that one Sparrows. I feel like a flight attendant everytime I have a new rider on board.

YKYDAYJ when you grab for the roll bar and swing your legs to get out of the work truck. All you do is punch the roof and shake your head in disbelief that this thing has a top.

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When asked "What's that smell" by new passengers, the official f12 response should be "Fear".

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Unread 07-03-2013, 04:42 PM   #12176
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When asked "What's that smell" by new passengers, the official f12 response should be "Fear".

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We need some f12 decals made up!

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Unread 07-03-2013, 04:49 PM   #12177
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I second that motion.

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Unread 07-03-2013, 04:51 PM   #12178
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I second that motion.

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I'm working on that already.

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Unread 07-03-2013, 04:52 PM   #12179
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I second that motion.

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Unread 07-03-2013, 05:05 PM   #12180
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