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Unread 06-19-2008, 01:32 PM   #961
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when three tjs follow eachother in the trail and you pass them in the brush beside the trail

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Unread 06-19-2008, 01:34 PM   #962
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when your yj stalls on the side of the road casue your carb is a pain in the @$$ and the two girls in the back sitting on the floor crack a beer open
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Unread 06-19-2008, 02:34 PM   #963
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when you leave the house with a 1/4 cup of coffee cause you know a full one doesnt have a chance.
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Unread 06-19-2008, 04:16 PM   #964
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-When it has been sat on your drive having a slow buildup/fix for ages & you get to drive it for the first time today after almost 3 years & it puts the biggest grin on your face that no other vehicle could... <--Happened to me today.

-When you can trace it's history back to the WW2 MB & realise you are driving in comfort compared to what they had back then.

-You are safe in the knowledge that no Soccor mum would drive one!
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Unread 06-19-2008, 06:50 PM   #965
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when your friends ask why your stopping for gas when the gauge still reads half a tank
Right on, man. I've run out of gas at just over a 1/4, dead on a 1/4 and just below a 1/4 tank, I figure the last one was my fault.
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Unread 06-19-2008, 07:54 PM   #966
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...your oil pan's capacity has been reduced by a about a half a liter from the implosion from the rock you fell onto while wheelin'.
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Unread 06-19-2008, 08:31 PM   #967
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when your yj stalls on the side of the road cause your carb is a pain in the @$$
thats not funny..... happened this morning on the drive to work.
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Unread 06-19-2008, 08:40 PM   #968
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your going deff from having to have your stero so loud to hear over road noise
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Unread 06-19-2008, 08:49 PM   #969
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You can have a conversation about turn radius with a Mini Cooper driver

My wife's DD is an 05 Cooper S
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Unread 06-19-2008, 11:07 PM   #970
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your rigth ear hurts, and you back hurts as does your left foot from shifting all the time...............just from driving it, then you head hurts when wrenching on it because nothing ever goes to "plan"
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Unread 06-20-2008, 12:37 AM   #971
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When your hardtop bolts are not even close to the factory placement, and only 2 of the windshield screws still remain.

When you play off that new sound you hear as the Jeep "teaching you a new word in Jeepanese."

So far I know "grunk", "whurrr", and "KABLAMJANGLE".
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Unread 06-20-2008, 04:19 AM   #972
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When you bought it off ebay being deployed to Iraq and haven't even been home to see or drive it but you have already purchased $6,000 worth of stuff from quadratec to sling on it when you do get home!


Doing that now. Wife was tryin to be nice and bought it for homecoming for me. sent me 2 catalogs 4Wd and Quad. she had no clue what she was in for lol. She keeps asking. How can you buy so much for that thing from over there lol.
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Unread 06-20-2008, 05:43 PM   #973
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when three tjs follow eachother in the trail and you pass them in the brush beside the trail
Now THAT right there my friend is funny!
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Unread 06-20-2008, 07:04 PM   #974
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...when you wake up at 2 a.m. to a torrential downpour, look out at your uncovered jeep and go back to bed.
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Unread 06-20-2008, 08:20 PM   #975
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When you have to slowly maneuver out of the drive way because there is a huge puddle of rain on your bikini, only to find out you suck at backing out slowly and it all splashes in the back (happened this morning)
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