You're the guy at every drive-through who has to open the door to get your food because the window zipper is jammed and you're pretty sure that if you unzip it, it will never zip up again...
You really hate those TJ/JK Rubicon owners because they drove off the dealership lot with half of the equipment that you have spent years installing and affording.
You don't have to worry about being accused of talking on the cell phone while going down the highway, because everyone you try to call says it sounds like you are riding out a hurricane in a cheap Walmart tent.
Your neighbors look at you in horror and amazement when they see you in the driveway hammering the living crap out of something under your Jeep.
1994 YJ, 4.0, auto, only 63K miles, RE 2.5" XD w/ OME shocks, discos, JKS telescoping trackbar, Creager 15X8 soft 8's (4" BS), BFG MT KM 31X10.5X15, SRC Front/Rear bumpers w/ tire carrier