[Lumpymayo]

You see other cars and think how fake they are.


You see a flatbed trailer in front of you and you wonder if you climb the back of it.

[BiTMAP]

You Look at vehicles in the parking lot and wonder how well their parts would fit your YJ.


You get funny looks from others when you struggle to get out of your heep (broken driver door).

You have to scrape the insides and outsides of your windshield on a cold morning.

You dont remember what your side mirrors look like.

[jeepbro's]

...when your parking spot has more oil in it than your oil pan
...passenger asks 'theres smoke coming from underneath and under the hood, is that bad?' and you reply with 'no thats normal!'
...it stalls every time you come to a stop
...you get asked by dumb tj owners 'why are your headlights square?'
... when your friend can reach over and take the key out while your driving down the road, not shutting it off, and you have to say 'hey dont loose that incase i want to lock my doors!'
...when your guages are a broad estimate

[Richmond88yj]

LOL, read the whole thread. every one it dead on!

You have to shovel the mud off the driveway almost every Sunday evening.

[RockWoRM]

You know your driving a YJ when...



U see a Wrangler from the rear or side and U notice it has REAL Jeep hood latches!!!


Every where U park it leaves an oil slick!!!


and last but not least...


TJ mall crawlers won't re-turn the Jeep wave!

[Ryno98]

You're the guy at every drive-through who has to open the door to get your food because the window zipper is jammed and you're pretty sure that if you unzip it, it will never zip up again...

You really hate those TJ/JK Rubicon owners because they drove off the dealership lot with half of the equipment that you have spent years installing and affording.

You don't have to worry about being accused of talking on the cell phone while going down the highway, because everyone you try to call says it sounds like you are riding out a hurricane in a cheap Walmart tent.

Your neighbors look at you in horror and amazement when they see you in the driveway hammering the living crap out of something under your Jeep.

[Lumpymayo]

Originally Posted by jeepbro's

...when your guages are a broad estimate

Haha!! So true, so true!

[turtlerace]

Originally Posted by Twisted TJ

You Bought a yourself a Daily Driver but you Drive the YJ every day and dont know why.......

stupid 2003 accord wouldn't start new years eve. maybe it has to do with not being started in over a month.

[BiTMAP]

luckily i dont have this issue yet, but realized its an issue.


"your passanger askes you if its bad they see the road going under feet, and you assure them they'd get stuck at their armpits before they hit the road"

[Lumpymayo]

You combat a rust monster every time you go under the Jeep.

[Barrio]

-middle of the night, you hear rain, your top/doors off...back to sleep you go

-when in the odd instance you pass someone on the road in a YJ, they take pesonally and pass you right back.

-Your a master break-cheaker

-every time you turn the key, you say a lil prayer to start up.

-TJ guys stare

-rev your engine when next to a rice burner at a stop light

[Lcars]

Your kids try and look cool by jumping out the back when you drop them off at school, only to have them hit their head on the cage, trip on the lip, and fall on their face in front of their friends.

[swedishdwarf]

Originally Posted by Lumpymayo

You combat a rust monster every time you go under the Jeep.

Roll for initiative!

You know you drive a yj when...

• You have discovered you don't need a top, just a variety of hats.
  
• You never have to drive on group outings because it's too windy/noisy/bumpy/exhausty.
  
• Your true gas mileage is a closely guarded secret-- especially from your wife and/or girlfriend.
  
• You can't explain how you can have so much fun driving so very slow.

[Randy.YJ]

you know you drive a YJ when..

you have burn marks on your feet from driving with sandals/barefoot

[Richmond88yj]

You know you drive a YJ when your two most used (and favorite) tools are the impact wrench and the angle grinder. YJ owners don't seem to fear the grinder as TJ owners do.