You know your driving a YJ when...
You dont get Miles Per Gallon, you get Gallons Per Mile
You drive a different vehicle for the day and still do the jeep wave from force of habit
Curbs just arent in your way anymore
You cant remember where you parked in the parking lot, so you just look for the CB antenna sticking up above all the other cars
Your friends are scared and cant find an OS handle, so they just hang on to the roll cage
Driving in snow, you laugh at other cars that have chains sliding all over the road, whereas all you do is put your YJ in 4H and cant even tell its snowing! (except for the fact that its snowing inside too)
The majority of your "good times" stories are about how you came soooo close to (or actually did) rolling your YJ down the side of the hill!