[93BlackYJ_PC]

Your neighbors, who happen to be loud as H#@!, call security on you for painting parts on your balcony and working late on your Jeep in the parking lot one night but tell security it is every night for two weeks straight just so the off duty cop will actually get out of bed. You know they are only mad because you are ruining their buzz with the smell and it was the one night a week they wanted to sleep before 3am instead of drink all night

[sultan25]

Originally Posted by Windsma

Just bought my Yj from Garner ^ 2 days ago. Greensboro and Raleigh Craigslist stay on my bookmark quick icons.

just bought mine of Fayettevill's craiglist page.... wheels and tires a week later

[93jeepREDSOX]

Garner, what color was it. I live in garner

[sultan25]

Originally Posted by MikeF622

Owning a YJ is justification for lots of cool tool acquisitions

You only THOUGHT you had plenty of room in the 2 car garage.

Yeah, I got my YJ four weeks ago, and my DD hasn't seen the garage since

[Barrio]

you know you drive a YJ when.............it looks slow sitting still

[mojo747]

. . . . you catch your rear belt loop on your door striker and tear your pants.

[trw]

you get a discount on a new tire because the sales person loves Jeeps

your mother rips her pants trying to hop in

[BiTMAP]

your parking break is an optional device (if it decides to work).

[Barrio]

Originally Posted by BiTMAP

your parking break is an optional device (if it decides to work).

theres a recall on your parking brake but since the e-brake doesnt work you dont care lol

[leeward]

You try to throw something up on the dashboard and then laugh at yourself.

[jeeepguy]

you climb in and smile at the anticipation of driving it again.

[obsessedjeeper]

you cant afford to drive it even though it has a 4 popper because of gas prices

[Rasilis]

Originally Posted by mojo747

. . . . you catch your rear belt loop on your door striker and tear your pants.

lol....most of my pants are missing belt loops! Glad I'm not the only one

[tommanns]

When your first level of problem diagnosis is a "new sound". To the point where you ask your passengers to listen and try and pinpoint where it's coming from as you drive.

[schatenjager]

Also, when you can explain every strange sound that your passengers ask about right off the top of your head and none of the answers seem strange to you but you first have to clarify which particular sound they're referring to....

my wife: "what's that noise"
me: "you mean that scraping one?"
wife: "no, it's more of a squealing"
me: "high or low pitched?"
wife: "higher"
me: "from the front or the back?"
wife: "front"
me: "left or right"
wife: "right-ish"
me: "oh, That's just the belt that needs to be replaced...nothing to worry about."
wife: (now listening more intently to all the other sounds that weren't the one she was referring to) "oh"...