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x2...when you get back from a quick trip to the grocery store and your wife says "you smell like you've been working outside".
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You've bought and sold several very nice cars, but still have the jeep.....
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When you have to pick up your wife someplace and she asks you to please use her Honda!
The wife has a hard time climbing in the YJ ![]()
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...There is no such thing as a "cheap" or "fast" fix for any problem
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when your seat covers have become your new seats and you cant seem to remeber the colour of the originals and you frankly don't care
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it starts raining, and you pull out a squeege and hand it to the girl in the passenger seat telling her job is wipe the windshield.... from the inside.
after taking it out for a spin, you tell the gril in the passenger seat, "don't tell your boyfriend I got you all wet."
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you realize that your Jeep is the next generation to begin appreciating in value.
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When your wife tells you it better be the only girlfriend you have. She named my jeep LaWanda...
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a tractor trailer passes you going uphill
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when your floor mat can be seen from underneath the jeep as well as it can from the inside....
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That is a good one! |
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You walk through your garage and find a rusty bolt lying where your Jeep is usually parked and you just pick it up and set it aside thinking you may find a spot for it next time you're under your rig.
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Location: Chester, New Hampshire
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You know you drive a YJ when.....
Your only cup holder is the crotch of your pants and you have the coffee burns to prove it.
You are the only one at the car wash hosing out the inside of your vehicle. You hold up traffic at a toll booth because you can't get your window unzipped. |
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When the joke "No, I have NATURAL air conditioning!" is no longer a joke because you've come to believe it.
When you give Hummer drivers the finger when they try to waive at you...too bad it was just a buddy of yours trying to show off his new ride. And last but not least...when you're a single man with a Jeep when just a few days ago you heard the words, "It's either me or the damn Jeep!"
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Originally Posted by mean90yj follow my logic on this one: the people who say that drive tj's, tj's have round headlights...boobs are round....people who drive tj's are boobs. |
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When the seat belt that is rotted out is the least of your worries.
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