You know you're driving a YJ when you've given your heep more love, money, apologies and chances for redemption than your past three boyfriends. Combined.
... when your friend cleans your car by shoving the trash through the floor, rather than be seen tossing it out the door.
... when people point out that your car is smoking, you shake your finger at your car, shout "DAMMIT! We've talked about this! It's a filthy habit and you know it!", and keep walking.
... when you have to remind yourself that insurance companies don't condone using your vehicle as a battering ram.
... when you break down on the side of the road... and smile.