... when you do the Jeep wave and after a 2 or 3 your passenger says, " Who the hell are you waving at ? "
... when your girlfriend calls you a dork because you have
to comment about the lift the guy has sitting next to you at the red light.
" 2.5 ? " " Nah.. saggy 4.0 "
.... when anything above 50 degrees constitutes as " time-to-take-the-windows-off " weather.
.... when you switch to listening to sports/ talk radio on the expressway because 90% of songs will sound like a shotty transistor radio
...when you can spit sunflower seeds in any direction and have a 95% chance of making it somewhere outside the Heep