[BlackRhino]

You know you drive a YJ when...

you don't mind cutting up your faorite car.

[dmcanally]

You know you drive a YJ when it is no longer getting older, but slowly becoming brand new part by part.

[lstuckey1]

The young mommy who parks next to you in a new Unlimited at the mall tells you she loves your "vintage" Jeep. (happened yesterday)

[MrLude1]

You know you own a YJ when your leaf springs doubled as snow sleds/ski's as you just climbed a snow pile.

You know you own a YJ when you only shovel up to your Jeep's driver's side door but not the whole drive-way.

You know you own a YJ when your only complaint about driving in the snow is the other drivers.

[Lcars]

You need windshield wipers on the inside.

[s68139c]

...............all your pants are missing the belt loop on the righht hand side from getting ripped off on the door striker when jumping in

[Hockey1]

Originally Posted by bamato

You realize you could have invested in buying a small third world country with the money you dumped in your rig...

I AGREE!

[rezalien]

You walk past the air freshener/auto detail aisle to purchase yet another basket of JB Weld, duct tape, and bailing wire.

or

It's a common occurrance to find your 5 yr old son in the garage, on his back under the jeep banging away with a hammer "like daddy".

[Barrio]

when everyone tells you how easy it would be break in to then proceed to show you how the thief would get in

or

when most peoples ac goes on , the door come off!!!

[BlackRhino]

Originally Posted by s68139c

...............all your pants are missing the belt loop on the righht hand side from getting ripped off on the door striker when jumping in

Ahaha, yep! Haven't managed to quite rip one off yet though.

[domdan69]

.....first dates fall back out on thier attempt to get in the heep

.....second dates learn how to un-zip the window just right to flick cig ashes

.....third dates are used to you staring at their chest as you go down secondary roads

.....fourth dates rarely happen

[Barrio]

Originally Posted by domdan69

.....second dates learn how to un-zip the window just right to flick cig ashes

all my friends the first time out un-zip the window and let it flap in the breeze instead of tucked down in side. then the fight the wind to get the window closed

[hunkajunk]

When your 2 year old son sees you working on the heep, turns to Mom and says "Daddy broke the Jeep again"

[Tomb Raider]

When you carry a spare set of clothes just for driving in the summer.....on your vinyl seats.....with no A/C.

[Gasturbine]

...you can run over a dime on the road, and tell whether its heads or tails.