These are all so true and a reminder of how much the YJ means to all of us. Thanks fellows: These were my favorites. All Quoted
Your wife refuses to ride in it because she doesn't like the idea of tying a rope around her waist to raise up the stool she needs to get in with.
When you consider jeep parts as the "car payment"
...............all your pants are missing the belt loop on the right hand side from getting ripped off on the door striker when jumping in
You know you drive a YJ when it is no longer getting older, but slowly becoming brand new part by part.
When you try to justify 11mpg
After a road trip your favorite most often used word is "what?" because of soft-top induced deafness
You keep a jar of hand cleaner in your shower... right next to the scouring pad
You spend more time on your back than a Dutch hooker...
Pull up to a gas station and they say... "uhhh were is the gas newzzel at??"
Your mail ordering parts in the winter and cant wait until the summer to get working on it!!
You park where you can gaze at it from inside the Restaurant.
Your hard drive has over 5 gig of pics in a folder dedicated to it.
You know you drive a YJ when.....
....four-banger doesnít mean anything sexual to you!
When lil kids want to get their picture taken in your "monster truck"
You have discovered you don't need a top, just a variety of hats. You never have to drive on group outings because it's too windy/noisy/bumpy/exhausty.
Your true gas mileage is a closely guarded secret-- especially from your wife and/or girlfriend.
You can't explain how you can have so much fun driving so very slow.
You no longer see piles of rocks, dirt or any substances on the side of the road that you donít think of as a challenge to ride over.
You spend more time researching and repairing the YJ then driving it.
Your neighbors look at you in horror and amazement when they see you in the driveway hammering the living crap out of something under your Jeep.
When your gauges are a broad estimate
You have to scrape the insides and outsides of your windshield on a cold morning.
"What's Updog?" ... so he can say "Not a lot, man. What's up with you?"
The mail/ups/FedEx driver is on a first name basis with you!
When your wife/gf, kids, friends ask you what you want for Christmas, you just say, "Just contribute to the Jeep fund."
A tractor trailer passes you going uphill
You've bought and sold several very nice cars, but still have the jeep.....
These past 7 pages have just reminded me why I love my Jeep; ME TOO