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Unread 01-08-2008, 05:51 PM   #211
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when you cant decide between your benz and your jeep, just do this

That's just wrong in so many ways

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Unread 01-08-2008, 06:13 PM   #212
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That was a Great Thread!!!

These are all so true and a reminder of how much the YJ means to all of us. Thanks fellows: These were my favorites. All Quoted

Your wife refuses to ride in it because she doesn't like the idea of tying a rope around her waist to raise up the stool she needs to get in with.

When you consider jeep parts as the "car payment"

...............all your pants are missing the belt loop on the right hand side from getting ripped off on the door striker when jumping in


You know you drive a YJ when it is no longer getting older, but slowly becoming brand new part by part.

When you try to justify 11mpg

After a road trip your favorite most often used word is "what?" because of soft-top induced deafness

You keep a jar of hand cleaner in your shower... right next to the scouring pad

You spend more time on your back than a Dutch hooker...

Pull up to a gas station and they say... "uhhh were is the gas newzzel at??"

Your mail ordering parts in the winter and cant wait until the summer to get working on it!!

You park where you can gaze at it from inside the Restaurant.
Your hard drive has over 5 gig of pics in a folder dedicated to it.

You know you drive a YJ when.....
....four-banger doesnít mean anything sexual to you!

When lil kids want to get their picture taken in your "monster truck"

You have discovered you don't need a top, just a variety of hats. You never have to drive on group outings because it's too windy/noisy/bumpy/exhausty.
Your true gas mileage is a closely guarded secret-- especially from your wife and/or girlfriend.
You can't explain how you can have so much fun driving so very slow.

You no longer see piles of rocks, dirt or any substances on the side of the road that you donít think of as a challenge to ride over.

You spend more time researching and repairing the YJ then driving it.

Your neighbors look at you in horror and amazement when they see you in the driveway hammering the living crap out of something under your Jeep.

When your gauges are a broad estimate

You have to scrape the insides and outsides of your windshield on a cold morning.

"What's Updog?" ... so he can say "Not a lot, man. What's up with you?"

The mail/ups/FedEx driver is on a first name basis with you!

When your wife/gf, kids, friends ask you what you want for Christmas, you just say, "Just contribute to the Jeep fund."

A tractor trailer passes you going uphill

You've bought and sold several very nice cars, but still have the jeep.....

These past 7 pages have just reminded me why I love my Jeep; ME TOO
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Unread 01-08-2008, 07:45 PM   #213
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These are all so true and a reminder of how much the YJ means to all of us. Thanks fellows: These were my favorites. All Quoted
*SNIP*
These past 7 pages have just reminded me why I love my Jeep; ME TOO
Lol, you've got too much time on your hands!
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Unread 01-08-2008, 08:09 PM   #214
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While your driving down the road, your kids turn on the radio in the YJ and you immediately, and with great consternation, turn it off.......not because you don't like that new fangled music but because you are trying to identify that "new":
tick/knock/squeek/rattle/hiss/buzz/crackle/clunk/bang/snap/whir/
thump/zing/twang/whoosh/rumble/screech.........all happening at the same time!
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Unread 01-08-2008, 08:36 PM   #215
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When you plan several days in advance for the perfect day to enjoy driving with the doors off in New England in January, all the while waiting for the nice days to come wondering if you'll see any other doorless Jeeps only to be disappointed on said nice days when you are the only doorless Jeep out of 47 passed (counted, I was sorely disappointed seeing as 19 were YJs).
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Unread 01-09-2008, 05:28 AM   #216
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When you live vicariously through the posts and build up or wheelin pics of NaeKid, paultyler, sentinal02, Tomb Raider, Big-n-Broke-YJ and NAILER341
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Unread 01-09-2008, 08:42 AM   #217
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i know i drive a yj when: i had sex with my girlfriend last night in my yj, i am calling it a threesome~fly
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Unread 01-09-2008, 08:47 AM   #218
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The kids wont ride in it anymore but they love that it makes a great BIG jungle jim to play on
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Unread 01-09-2008, 09:25 AM   #219
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i know i drive a yj when: i had sex with my girlfriend last night in my yj, i am calling it a threesome~fly
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Unread 01-09-2008, 09:34 AM   #220
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...............all your pants are missing the belt loop on the righht hand side from getting ripped off on the door striker when jumping in
I thought I was the only one Every pair I own is that way. It happens on TJ's too. This is a great thread!!!

You know you drive a YJ when you pull your nads out of your throat every time you hit a bump.

You know you own a YJ when you have lost over 15 gas cap lids at fuel stations.

You know you own a YJ when you have a big dent in your tail gait from geting pissed that your tag keeps flipping up when your trying to fuel up.

You know you have a YJ when it takes you a fricking hour to put your soft top back on after runing the hard top all winter.
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Unread 01-09-2008, 09:49 AM   #221
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You know you own a YJ
when you all your buddies ask you for tools and you are not near your garage.
when you add helper springs to the rear so you can carry more tools.
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Unread 01-09-2008, 10:33 AM   #222
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You know you own a YJ when....

You have to stop to talk to the cell phone, because 1. you cannot talk while you shift and 2. you cannot hear anything because of the noise

Your idea of interior finishing is a can of Tremclad and a paintbrush

Your idea of exterior finishing is about the same.....
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Unread 01-09-2008, 10:38 AM   #223
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The people behind you wanna know why you keep hitting the brakes to take a drink.
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Unread 01-09-2008, 10:42 AM   #224
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The 4 top things that dont mix is, oil and water. your yj, and blue balls.
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Unread 01-09-2008, 11:16 AM   #225
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you put in your earplugs before you put in your key
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