[Exparrot]

...your idea of body work is a BFH and a can of Rust-oleum gloss black.

[BIGHEEP]

....... when you go to the auto parts store you have to tell them the make and model of at least 3 different vehicles just to get the correct parts for your Jeep.

[mud-slinger]

You know you drive a YJ when.....

The fuel gauge says 1/2 full and while out on a drive you start bucking and backfiring. You barely make it home and scratch your head and say WTF?

You start trouble shooting and notice 1 & 2 cylinders have almost no drop but 3 & 4 drop ok....still scratching head.....fuel injectors? Major catastrophic event? HMMMMM. After a while of going back and forth with cranky, cranky and no start....more of WTF? Lets see if I`m getting any fuel....push the little schrader down in the fuel rail and phhhhhht nothing but air! Could it be???? Yep sure was....out of gas!

Happened just today....

[Barrio]

when TJ guys read this thread

[brantb]

when you drive in the rain just to get it clean, and hit puddles to get the big clumps off

when the gf complains that it is too hard to get in, and you know how to jump in it

you dont bother going slow down trails because scratches dont matter because you just picked up a can a spray paint

you use a plasma torch to cut bolts when you are installing a lift because a 2.5ton impact cant break them loose

you almost roll because you have a 4 banger and dont have the torque to crawl up rocks

[Azboy]

The guys at Autozone and Carquest don't ask you what you are working on any more, the know.

Same guys know that you'll be in atleast 3 times on Saturday and Sunday.

[93jeepREDSOX]

... you look forward to breaking something so you can fix it with something bigger and better.

[mud-slinger]

Originally Posted by Barrio

when TJ guys read this thread

Now that is funny!!!

[Barrio]

i love this thread so much

[Lcars]

You laugh at your friends as they try and figure out how to get in the passenger seat.

Now is it the left leg or right leg first? What can I grab on to?

[Barrio]

-everyone you live around hates you

-your top is destoryed

-a number of things can randomly fall off driving down the road

-cup holders a 1/2" deep...you cant get the value meal because of the drink

-Previous Owner most likely nerver graduated high school

-always break down in the "bad part of town" or in the middle of the night

-Bruce Springsteen and your YJ somehow compliment each other (Born in the USA)

thats all i got. I love my YJ. Jeep on guys!

[Lcars]

Your busy pounding out the dent in the fender and repainting it with a spray can. But you put a towel on the winshield frame so not to scratch the paint on the hood while it is open.

[Ken Lessard]

When a passing TJ driver believes you just flipped him the Jeep wave but you know in reality, you just raised your hand to block an icy cold draft and your arm froze there...

[Ken Lessard]

Your a real YJ driver when you see the new 4 door Wrangler all you can think is that it must be the bastard child of a Hummer

[smegma]

You Can Fart As Loud As You Want, And Your Date Cant Here It.